George Carlin - Life is Worth Losing (2005)

I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium Digital and smoke-free. A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction who's politically and anatomically ecologically incorrect.

I've been up-linked and down-loaded, I've been in-putted and out-sourced. I know the up-side of down-sizing, I know the down-side of up-grading.

I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal, multi-tasker and I can give ya a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new-wave but I'm old-school and my inner child is outward-bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer. I'm voice-activated and bio-degradable